We make clothes for people who’ve stopped pretending to care.

Designed for low-stimulation living - decision fatigue, social battery death, and the silent relief of no longer giving two fucks about any of it.

Mostly beige.
Completely tapped out.

Sheeple

Zero urgency

Your dopamine can arrive whenever it’s ready.

We reject ambition

And zips. We hate zips.

Don't like making choices?

Roll out of bed and put the same thing on as yesterday.

At the heart of every garment is a deep commitment to doing the bare minimum.

Each piece delivers measurable comfort with no clear purpose and very low expectations.

Shop now. Or don't.

The Bare Minimum

Clothing for when you’ve run out of reasons to try.

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OBEY