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All Sheeple products are printed on demand. This means each item is produced only after an order is placed.
Production time: 2–5 working days to print and prepare your order
If any item is out of stock, we will contact you with an update and ask how you’d like to proceed.
Please note:
Your delivery time is production time + shipping time.
Orders are shipped through a range of carriers depending on size, quantity and destination, including:
Royal Mail
Evri
DPD
USPS (for US orders)
DHL
Packaging varies by product but is eco-friendly where possible. Most parcels ship plastic-free.
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location and chosen service.
Once your order has been produced and dispatched, estimated delivery times are:
Royal Mail / Evri 24: 1–3 working days
Royal Mail / Evri 48: 2–5 working days
Courier: Next working day
Royal Mail: 3–5 working days
Courier: varies by destination
Royal Mail: 7–10 working days
USPS (USA): 3–5 working days
Courier: 5–7 working days
Delivery times may extend during busy periods or due to external factors such as customs delays.
We ship worldwide.
International customers may be responsible for customs duties, import taxes or local handling fees. These are not included in our product prices and must be paid by the recipient.
Once your order has shipped, you will receive a dispatch confirmation email containing your tracking details (if you selected a tracked service at checkout).
Tracking availability:
UK Recorded services: tracking on collection and delivery
UK Courier: full tracking
International Recorded & Courier: full tracking
Tracking may take up to 48 hours to update.
If your order hasn’t arrived, please allow:
10 working days after dispatch for UK orders
28–30 days after dispatch for international orders
Before contacting us, please check:
the shipping address provided
tracking updates
local sorting office
neighbours or safe delivery locations
If your order is still missing after these timeframes, contact us with your order number and tracking code.
We can offer a replacement or refund for missing parcels within 45 days of dispatch.
Because all products are printed on demand, we do not accept returns or exchanges for unwanted items, incorrect sizing, or change of mind.
We will replace or refund items that:
arrive damaged
have a printing or production fault
are incorrect
Please contact us within 21 days of dispatch with a photo and description of the issue.
If an order is returned to us due to delivery failure, redelivery costs will apply.
For full details, please refer to our Returns Policy.
If you have any questions about shipping or an issue with your order, you can reach us at:
hellosheeplepeeple@gmail.com
We aim to respond within 2–3 working days.