In my youth I was called vivacious, so I chose the 'non-offensive moss.'
The fact that it should be 'inoffensive' is offensive in itself but I don't give enough of a shit to complain officially.
I'll wear it. But only because it's raining and I can't be arsed to drive to M&S for something jazzy.
I was hoping this would absolve me of something. It hasn’t. But I also haven’t been confronted about it, which suggests things are still working as intended.
I’ll give it more time.
After buying a T-shirt with OBEY printed on it, a colleague asked whether it was meant to be ironic. I said no, I simply do what I’m told. He laughed and stopped asking me questions after that. The fit is fine and I haven’t washed it, as that would suggest I’m planning ahead.
